WR Jacoby Jones KO'd by Stripper named Sweet Pea

[mudloggerone]

rotoworld,

Ravens KR Jacoby Jones reportedly suffered a head injury in a brawl aboard a party bus when a stripper hit him in the head with a bottle late Sunday.
The bus was reportedly filled with Ravens players and at least one stripper named "Sweet Pea," who struck Jones with a "gigantic" Ace of Spades bottle. Jones was reportedly "bleeding everywhere," and an ambulance was called, though he did not have to be hospitalized. Notorious partier Bryant McKinnie was aboard the bus, but tried to break up the brawl. No arrests were made because "no one cooperated with cops." Jones is out indefinitely with a sprained MCL.

Okay maybe he wasn't actually knocked unconscious but he sure got whacked in the head. You can't make some of this stuff up.

 

[Phicinfan]

okay, just sayin here...but the funnier title would have been Jacoby Jones Whacked on his head by a stipper, and let the reader choose which head they thought got whacked..............................

 

[ExperiencedRookie]

What kind of sick and depraved thing does an NFL player have to do to get a stripper to crack him upside the head with a bottle??

Athletes are the bread and butter for these girls. This is the equivalent to a CEO taking the company janitor out for a steak dinner, and the janitor attacks the CEO.

 

[Miller]

LMAO! Damn I love stories like this. Maybe he was trying to show off his dance moves....

 

[gizzil]

I hope she was a midget

 

[ExperiencedRookie]

You know what the silver lining is here? Party bus! Nobody was drinking and driving. Plus, no talk of drugs or guns.

Hell, this might as well be a positive story considering the stuff we're used to hearing.

 

[mudloggerone]

A tamer version of the Vike's party boat?