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You know, Brett could totally pick up Madden 09, move his likeness to Minnesota, put the settings on rookie, and just smash the living f*ck outta Green Bay! His family could all sit around and cheer him to his easiest victory of his career.
The game would open with Sidney Rice taking the opening kick off to the house. Brett would then realize that if special teams takes it to the house, he doesn't get any glory. Every kick or punt return from this point forward is being fair caught.
The defense rolls out on the field now, and Brett giggles as he smashes Jared Allen around the corner, doing his very best to hit Aaron Rodgers with as much force as possible. Problem is, Green Bay keeps running the ball, and Jared is WAY off assignment. Finally a 3rd down comes up, and here comes Jared. Brett gets him past his blocker and mashes that hit stick forward with incredible intensity. He nails Rodgers and his fans erupt!!
Green Bay punts and of course, Brett hits triangle to fair catch. Time to get that offense working and show Green Bay what they got rid of.
Brett rolls out and decides to call a run play first, a little pitch to the outside to soften the defense up. He snaps the ball and takes off with Adrian. Holy crap!! Adrian busts it. Gets right to the outside and punks out the safety. Brett can't believe it. Adrian could take it to the house, but instead, Brett runs out of bounds with him.
It's almost the end of the 1st quarter and he hasn't even forced the ball into ridiculous coverage yet. Adrian Peterson is not getting a TD.
From there it goes just as his fans all hope for. Brett never calls another running play again. He runs the same deep route to Berrian over and over and over. He tries his best to toss the ball as far as possible, showcasing his incredible arm strength.
The game ends in a colossal blowout and Brett has found his vengeance. His family all jump in the station wagon and head to KFC to celebrate.
And he lived happily ever after...