Mike Golic eating adventures.

[Coachnorm]

Greenie and Golic are arguing about Golic's eating habits.

Golic admitted to putting a salad on top of the urinal.

Laying a Hamburger on the ground to make a golf swing.

Eating wings and using pinky to defty swipe up some blue cheese drippings of the table and include it with the wings.

Cutting a head of lettuce in half and sprinkling dressing on half a head of lettuce and consuming it like salad on the half-shell.

 

[mudloggerone]

And that's strange?
































































LOL!

 

[Coachnorm]

The lettuce one I plan to use in the future.

 

[mudloggerone]

The only one I couldn't see me doing would be the dressing off of the table though I can't imagine why he'd have a salad in the restroom in the first place but hail, it's in a bowl I'm assuming.

 

[Coachnorm]

My take on the salad is that the ESPN is set up like a cafeteria where you can choose hot stuff on plates to eat there or go cold with selections packaged to eat back at your cube or studio. This would make the salad in the covered to go category and good for a short pit stop.

I have always used a variation of the 3-5 second rule for dropped food.

 

[mudloggerone]

It's according to how good the dropped product is and how much more is available. ROFLOL!!!

 

[Coachnorm]

Ed Zachary, More seconds quickly added to the last spare rib when dropped.... not so much for dropping one of many French Fries.

 

[mudloggerone]

:nod::biggrin:

 

[Coachnorm]

Doesn't mean that I still don't eat the French Fry but I may sneak it into my mouth.

 

[Coachnorm]

Lol, too much info now!

 

[mudloggerone]

Shirely not. :biggrin:

 

[Coachnorm]

We get back into the quality of food grading again.

A nice piece of Beef is always amazing.... very high grades.

While French Fries are almost always good.... but they can run the range from excellent to ordinary good, a lot of latitude there.

 

[mudloggerone]

And let's not forget soggy. Oh I hate greasy, soggy fries. On the other hand I haven't eaten a fry or any sort of bread in about six weeks now, no rice either. Bye-bye starches.:sadface:

 

[gizzil]

the bathroom thing and burger on the ground are somewhat disturbing... but its his health

 

[cctekguy]

None of these events are beneath me depending on the circumstances, however:

I can't imagine myself taking food into the bathroom in the first place.

I can't imagine myself eating while golfing.

I can't imagine myself being that desperate for a drop of bleu cheese.

I can't imagine myself trying to make a meal out of a head of lettuce.




The guy has issues but they have nothing to do with sanitation.

 

[gizzil]

fully tek... its kinda like all these people i see eating and driving... or have hundreds of taco bell and mcd's garbage bags rotting in their car... there are times and places for food and garbage

 

[mudloggerone]

Once, before ATM's and cell phones I was on a job that just wouldn't end way back in the sticks of Arkansas. I got down to a few potatoes and a head of lettuce. There wasn't any other food and no way to buy any more. That head of lettuce made three meals with a few fries and that's it. I survived but it wasn't fun.

 

[gizzil]

I've definitely eaten pine needles and put my edible plant knowledge to work before, but somethin tells me golic has not found himself in that or a mud at work situation ever

 

[mudloggerone]

I tend to agree with you Gizzil. :biggrin: