Report: Bill Belichick found to be Borg drone

Sgt John

Sith Lord of T&A
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You tell me there isnt a similarity.......
 
More proof? Look how easily this phrase and the definition of the borg fit:

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile."
"We are the Patriots. You will be defeated. Your playoff hopes and championship dreams will be taken and added to our own. Resistance is futile"

The Borg were a pseudo-race of cybernetic beings, or cyborgs, from the Delta Quadrant. No truly single individual existed within the Borg Collective (with the possible sole exception of the Borg Queen), as they were linked into a hive mind. Their ultimate goal was perfection through the forcible assimilation of diverse sentient species, technologies, and knowledge. As a result, they were among the most powerful and feared races in the galaxy.

The New England Patriots were a pseudo-race of cybernetic beings, or cyborgs, from the Foxboro Quadrant. No truly single individual existed within the Patriots Collective(with the possible sole exception of the Bill Belichick), as they were linked into a hive mind. Their ultimate goal was perfection through the forcible defeat of professional football teams. As a result, they were among the most powerful and feared teams in the NFL.

Yep.....thats the Patriots alright. Even look at the fact Borg Drones normally couldnt survive outside the collective. Josh McDaniel and others are proof that stuff happens to former Patriot assistances too!

(And yes...I had WAAAAY too much time on my hands this afternoon.
 
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