Now taking applications....

[MongerKhan]

http://houston.craigslist.org/tlg/4170115254.html


Somebody put this up after the BULLSHIT game the Texans kicker had tonight. Its worth a good laugh.

Place Kicker for NFL Team (Houston, TX) Need One Place Kicker for Houston Texans

Position requires the ability to consistently kick a brown oblong football held by a professional holder through a large, well marked set of uprights at varying distances up to but possibly longer than 50 yards.

Prior experience at the FBS or NFL level is preferred but not required.

Former Texas A&M Aggies and those with fast food addictions need not apply.

Interested parties should contact Rick Smith, GM and Executive Vice President - Houston Texans