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Axe Elf
One of the funniest moments in a mock draft ever, I'm sure, occurred tonight in one of my final June mocks.
I have the #2 overall pick, and just to be funny, about 20 seconds before the draft starts, I enter into the chat box, "Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson..."
So the draft starts, and the guy with the #1 overall pick selects...
wait for it...
TRENT RICHARDSON!!!
I know everyone always says "lol" even when they're not, but I really did laugh out loud.
It din't turn out the be the greatest team I've drafted this preseason:
QB: Tony Romo, Carson Palmer
RB: Adrian Peterson, Le'Veon Bell, Ahmad Bradshaw, Mark Ingram
WR: Demaryius Thomas, Larry Fitzgerald, Danario Alexander, Denarius Moore, Jeremy Kerley
TE: Dennis Pitta, Owen Daniels
K: Matt Bryant
D: Arizona Cardinals
But man, that first pick alone was worth the price of admission.
And people say that the Jedi Mind Trick has no practical applications...
I have the #2 overall pick, and just to be funny, about 20 seconds before the draft starts, I enter into the chat box, "Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson... Don't take Adrian Peterson..."
So the draft starts, and the guy with the #1 overall pick selects...
wait for it...
TRENT RICHARDSON!!!
I know everyone always says "lol" even when they're not, but I really did laugh out loud.
It din't turn out the be the greatest team I've drafted this preseason:
QB: Tony Romo, Carson Palmer
RB: Adrian Peterson, Le'Veon Bell, Ahmad Bradshaw, Mark Ingram
WR: Demaryius Thomas, Larry Fitzgerald, Danario Alexander, Denarius Moore, Jeremy Kerley
TE: Dennis Pitta, Owen Daniels
K: Matt Bryant
D: Arizona Cardinals
But man, that first pick alone was worth the price of admission.
And people say that the Jedi Mind Trick has no practical applications...