Fans who get ejecting from a game will have to pass a conduct test to return

jjtweeks

jjtweeks

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Well this seems just a bit silly.
The next time a fan is kicked out of an NFL stadium for being unruly, he or she will have to take a $75 four-hour online class and pass a code-of-conduct test for readmittance.
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The idea was by a licensed psychotherapist, Novick, who gets $55 of the fee:wtf:, and the rest goes to MADD and another organization thats supports designated drivers.
It's not like this guy came up with the shamwow:grin: , why should he get/want such a big cut.

I am cool with a $75 "fine" where it all goes to charity, but to take a stupid test which I am sure even the dumbest person would be able to pass is just ridiculous. Just another guy out to get his cut. This guy is scratching somebody's back in the NFL for this to happen
 
xqj47alpha

xqj47alpha

Banned
Fans to be required to take a Stupid Test

New York (AP)

NFL fans who are kicked out of NFL stadiums will be required to take a "Stupid Test".
The therapist who designed the stupid test will get some of the stupid test money.

Only after a fan has passed the stupid test will they be allowed to be stupid in a stadium again.

edited after researching the website fanconductclass dot com.

This 4 hour class will cover the following topics:

Introduction to Stupidity
Stadium "Stupidity Code"
Stupidity risk factors
Patterns of stupidity
The cost of abuse and addiction to stupidity
What is stupidity?
Understanding the effect one's stupidity has on the fan experience
Gaining control of your stupidity
How stupidity effects the brain, central nervous system and internal organs
Risk factors for men and women and underage stupid thinkers
Understanding the stupid differences between use, abuse, addiction, relapse and prevention
Skills for becoming less stupid
Communication skills as preventing stupidity
Skills in stupid management
Resources for finding stupid help
 
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Miller

Miller

Who Dey
Administrator
only people I can see this working for is season ticket holders. For the regular joe going to a random game, I agree with Gizzil.....how you going to know who they are or if they return? Also, so what happens to that season ticket holder or ticket broker who sells their ticket on the secondary market only to get a call that they have to take this test and pay this fine....hmmmmmm.....not sure how this "stupid" idea is going to work.
 
R

RLLD

Member
I have not been to a baseball game since the last strike, and will never go back; the players can go fock themselves.

I loved it in moneyball where Dave Justice had a hissy fit about paying $1 for soda from a machine in the clubhouse. Hey retard, try buying one at the concession stand you pompous little jagoff.
 
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