Falcons RB Turner didn't make it home after MNF

Coachnorm

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Michael Turner was charged with DUI and speeding early Tuesday morning. The Falcons wrapped up a 27-21 win over the Broncos shortly after midnight. Around 5 a.m., Turner was booked and was subsequently released on $2,179 bond two hours later.
 
I'd have hoisted a few myself after that game. This is Turner's first run in with substance abuse and isn't likely to draw a suspension from the league office.
 
Gotta think maybe you grab a cab at that point.

I think I will open a business where I give NFL players advice. They call my cell anytime and I tell them what to do. Minimal $200 fee per bit of advice. Everyone wins. I make money and they save a boatload......................
 
It's not often that self-proclaimed GODS feel the need for advice E.

Now if you could market yourself as a Prophet and charge $200,000 per council, you might be able to pull it off.
 
Gotta think maybe you grab a cab at that point.

I think I will open a business where I give NFL players advice. They call my cell anytime and I tell them what to do. Minimal $200 fee per bit of advice. Everyone wins. I make money and they save a boatload......................

This may be what tebow is doing after this season ;)
 
Gotta think maybe you grab a cab at that point.

I think I will open a business where I give NFL players advice. They call my cell anytime and I tell them what to do. Minimal $200 fee per bit of advice. Everyone wins. I make money and they save a boatload......................
Famous saying E....."You can't fix stupid"

You might get money from them, but you won't fix the problems....:wink:
 
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