cctekguy
Staff member
Guess I've taken for granted that someone will always start the titled threads. Guess it was my turn this week.
So here it is:
Early Games:
Bears flexed their muscle vs the Shriner's Crippled Children. No fantasy stats to speak of, unless you were expecting Cutler, Bush or Marshall to show up.
Buffalo flexed their muscle vs the Shriner's Crippled Children JV team. Np fantasy stats to speak of and if you were expecting ANYONE to show up then we need to talk.
Dallas limped past the high flowered Bucs offense in an offensive shut out. Romo and Austin kept their owners from committing suicide, but just barely.
Miami outlasted the Jets in a "Who Wants To Lose" thriller. Both teams tried to give the game away in overtime but it was the Dolphins who proved victorious, losing by 3.
Minnesota humbled the Super Bowl 49ers in a 24-13 embarrassment. The loss left coach Harbaugh much to Ponder.
Kansas City beat New Orleans in the Dome and.....(hang on a sec.....HAHAHAHA, HOHOHOHO, HEEHEEHEEHEE, WHOOWHOOWHOOWHOO, Chuckle, Chortle, Snort) Huge offensive numbers in this one including nearly 300 total yards from Jamaal Who?
Cincinnati proved that Alf Morris sells tickets but Offense wins games. Dalton and Green rocked.
Detroit stumbled into Tennessee only to find that CJ10Mil still sucks, but that wasn't enough to get the Lions a win. I'm still not sure which players actually scored the combined 85 points but I'm certain they weren't on my team.
In Arena Football News, The Jacksonville Jagermeisters out chugged the Indianapolis Colt 45's in a real swiller. 22-17.
The Eagles swooped into Arizona and came away with 6 points vs the Mighty Cardinals. Unfortunately for Philly, the Cards came away with 27. Just goes to show...The back-up to a terrible QB can STILL beat the Eagles.
Atlanta is this year's San Francisco. Unbeatable. (I think they could even beat the Vikings) Falcons 27 Chargers 3.
Nice numbers from Houston and the Denver Broncos. Denver comes up short, 31-25.
Y'all pick up the late game. My fingers are tired.
So here it is:
Early Games:
Bears flexed their muscle vs the Shriner's Crippled Children. No fantasy stats to speak of, unless you were expecting Cutler, Bush or Marshall to show up.
Buffalo flexed their muscle vs the Shriner's Crippled Children JV team. Np fantasy stats to speak of and if you were expecting ANYONE to show up then we need to talk.
Dallas limped past the high flowered Bucs offense in an offensive shut out. Romo and Austin kept their owners from committing suicide, but just barely.
Miami outlasted the Jets in a "Who Wants To Lose" thriller. Both teams tried to give the game away in overtime but it was the Dolphins who proved victorious, losing by 3.
Minnesota humbled the Super Bowl 49ers in a 24-13 embarrassment. The loss left coach Harbaugh much to Ponder.
Kansas City beat New Orleans in the Dome and.....(hang on a sec.....HAHAHAHA, HOHOHOHO, HEEHEEHEEHEE, WHOOWHOOWHOOWHOO, Chuckle, Chortle, Snort) Huge offensive numbers in this one including nearly 300 total yards from Jamaal Who?
Cincinnati proved that Alf Morris sells tickets but Offense wins games. Dalton and Green rocked.
Detroit stumbled into Tennessee only to find that CJ10Mil still sucks, but that wasn't enough to get the Lions a win. I'm still not sure which players actually scored the combined 85 points but I'm certain they weren't on my team.
In Arena Football News, The Jacksonville Jagermeisters out chugged the Indianapolis Colt 45's in a real swiller. 22-17.
The Eagles swooped into Arizona and came away with 6 points vs the Mighty Cardinals. Unfortunately for Philly, the Cards came away with 27. Just goes to show...The back-up to a terrible QB can STILL beat the Eagles.
Atlanta is this year's San Francisco. Unbeatable. (I think they could even beat the Vikings) Falcons 27 Chargers 3.
Nice numbers from Houston and the Denver Broncos. Denver comes up short, 31-25.
Y'all pick up the late game. My fingers are tired.
