DeSean okay after car accident!

[Remote Controller]

-- DeSean Jackson Unhurt After One-Car Accident Friday --
Sun Nov 1, 2009 --from FFMastermind.com​

CSNPhilly.com reports Philadelphia Eagles WR DeSean Jackson was involved in a one-car accident on Friday. Jackson was driving a 2008 BMW on I-295 in New Jersey when he drifted off the road, striking a curb and guard rail before spinning around in his own lane. He was wearing his seatbelt and was unhurt during the accident. Police said there were no signs of drug or alcohol use involved. Jackson was issued a summons for careless driving.

 

[Sgt John]

-- New York Giants Wounded After Car Accident Sunday --

Sun Nov 1, 2009 --from FFMastermind.com​

CSNPhilly.com reports the New York Giants were suffering from a grade 3 pride injury after Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb drove the Eagles up their asses Sunday. McNabb was driving footballs version of a 2009 F-350 4X4 in the stadium when he drifted toward the Giants, losing control and getting into a head on collision with the forementioned ass. The Eagles were wearing their helmets and were unhurt during the accident. Police said there were no signs of life from the Giants involved. McNabb was released from the scene after four quarters with no further action taken.

Yep. Sounds about right.